She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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