So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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