Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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