Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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