it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
