i permit you to call me
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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