I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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