Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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