I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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