yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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