Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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