At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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