so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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