Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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