Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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