dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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