ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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