Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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