So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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