I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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