Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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