the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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