Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it glows. i had to have it.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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