yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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