How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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