That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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