i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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