i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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