Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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