OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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