Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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