I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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