I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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