Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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