I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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