When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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