I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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