Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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