my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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