shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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