so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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