I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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