Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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