haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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