Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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