It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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