Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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