I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
