Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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