It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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