she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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