I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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