Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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