Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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