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Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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