David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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