Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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