I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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